What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Made by my friend Christine
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
This is the most perfect way to show people how stupid slut shaming and defending rapists is. This guy is a fucking genius.
There is a post going around tumblr with tens of thousands of notes saying that I “announced” that a certain character in my book The Fault in Our Stars dies one year after the end of the book.
1. I have never said, written, or thought any such thing. (Photoshop is magic!)
2. If I had said,…
this is very calming
I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE